The Gospel According to Mark....

You ask anybody who knows me, they'll tell you that I have an appetite like Pavarotti (until recently anyway), and because I'm a student I inevitably enjoy the odd drink.... or two.... or three. 

And like everybody else, I have my own opinions when it comes to eating and drinking. So here is the Gospel According to Mark....

1. Real food fills you up. I don't want to leave a restaurant and feel the need for McDonalds. I'm not John Prescott!
2. You only live once, don't count calories.
3. You can't have a curry without beer.
4. Beer goes with everything. You ask George Best.

Follow these rules closely, and you'll probably live a much shorter life, but hey-ho!